Cat’s Visit to the Salon Ends in Tears
Everything was going well for Mittens, who decided to treat herself to a salon day on Thursday. She knew just what she wanted and she was confident it would be the right look for her. Everything was going great, until she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror.
“She was beside herself,” said friend Leighton Clarke. “Inconsolable. She went in hoping for a short, pixie cut like her favorite actress, Michelle Williams. What she got was way beyond short. It was a butcher job.”
The hairdresser, for her part, has apologized for the mistake, but claims it was an honest one.
“I really thought she said Robin Williams,” explained hairdresser Cynthia Kyle. “I thought it was weird, but hey, the customer is always right.”
“Tanto para falar, mas eh maior a vontade de calar… ficar quieto, gritar por dentro… fazer barulho em silencio…berrar baixo… contar segredos para mim mesmo e me surpreender com meus proprios atos… preciso aprender a voar”